A s h w a t h y

Grew up in a small town
And when the rain would fall down
I'd just stare out my window
Dreaming of what could be
And if I'd end up happy
I would pray

Trying hard to reach out
But when I tried to speak out
Felt like no one could hear me
Wanted to belong here
But something felt so wrong here
So I'd pray
I could break away

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly.
I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky.
Make a wish, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away.
Out of the darkness and into the sun.
But I won't forget all the ones that I love.
I'll take a risk, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away

Wanna feel the warm breeze
Sleep under a palm tree
Feel the rush of the ocean
Get onboard a fast train
Travel on a jetplane
Far away
And break away

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly.
I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky.
Make a wish, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away.
Out of the darkness and into the sun.
But I won't forget all the ones that I love.
I'll take a risk, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away

Buildings with a hundred floors
Swinging with revolving doors
Maybe I don’t know where they’ll take me
Gotta keep movin on movin on
Fly away
Break away

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly.
Though it’s not easy to tell you goodbye
Take a risk, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away.
Out of the darkness and into the sun.
But I won't forget the place I come from
I gotta take a risk, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away
Breakaway
Break away

Happy Friendship Day...

“Yaaron dosti badi hi haseen hain..
ye na ho toh, kya phir, bolo ye zindagi hain..
koi to mera hain raazdaar,
begaraj mera hain wo yaar..”

Celebrating the day for those special people who missed becoming our siblings or relatives but where very much there for us, infact understanding us and accepting us more than our parents sometimes.

No certificate is issued when a Friendship is created between two minds, irrespective of the age, caste, religion, sex, location,,, take any factor but how far are we from becoming friends?

 Hey you all…I am lucky to have you in my life.. and i will always be there for you...wish all of you a very very Happy Frienship’S Day.. May God bless U with many many angels like my friends

Following are the pics of my Friendship’s day T shirt of College days ….

There are two of them with a whooping 115 names in the one of the T shirt and 35 messages on the other….

Would you like to know, which of the msgs scribbled on the Tee was my Fav msg amongst all of them?

Well….

“Surf Excel hain na?” J

Indeed, a priceless collection, I will always cherish. Thnk you God for all of these wonderful angels you sent

Brgds….

Ashwathy

Dear Terrorist,

Even if you are not reading this we don't care. Time and again you tried to disturb us and disrupt our life - killing innocent civilians by planting bombs in Important Buildings, trains, buses and cars. You have tried hard to bring death and destruction, cause panic and fear and create communal disharmony but everytime you were disgustingly unsuccessful. Do you know how we pass our life in Mumbai? How much it takes for us to earn that single rupee? If you wanted to give us a shock then we are sorry to say that you failed miserably in your ulterior motives. Better look elsewhere, not here.

We are not Hindus and Muslims or Gujaratis or Marathis or Punjabis or Bengaliies nor do we distinguish ourselves as owners or workers, govt.employees or private employees. WE ARE MUMBAIKERS (Bombay-ites, if you like). We will not allow you to disrupt our life like this. On the last few occasions when you struck (including the 7 deadly blasts in a single day killing over 250 people and injuring 500+ in 1993), we went to work next
day in full strength. This time we cleared everything within a few hours and were back to normal - the vendors placing their next order, businessmen finalizing the next deals and the office workers rushing to catch the next train. (Yes the same train you targeted)

Fathom this: Within 3 hours of the blasts, long queues of blood donating volunteers were seen outside various hospitals, where most of the injured were admitted. By 12 midnight, the hospital had to issue a notification that blood banks were full and they didn't require any more blood. The next day, attendance at schools and office was close to 100%, trains & buses were packed to the brim, and the crowds were back.


The city has simply dusted itself off and moved one - perhaps with greater vigour.

We are Bombayites and we live like brothers in times like this----- N e v e r  L o s i n g  H o p e  :) So, do not dare to threaten us with your crackers. The spirit of Mumbai is very strong and can not be harmed.

With Love,
From the Proud People of Mumbai (Bombay)

Psst...

This' the Latest proposal idea..!!

”I feel like cursing you,

For all the sleepless nights that you have given me,....

You'll have a son, who will go mad behind my daughter,

Just like the way I am mad for you....

But then......

Why trouble those innocent ones....

come lets make them brothers and sisters J”

So wish you all A Hearty Best Of Luck ...

Hope it works out for you all, my friends :)

Venue:

(OFFICE Address)

^Eligibility:

^{1. Graduate, Fluency in English and Computer literacy}

^{2. Should be willing to work in night shifts}

^{3. Should not have appeared for the test before.}

^{Age preference – Upto 30 year}

^{In case you have any acquaintances who may be interested in this opening, pl. inform them accordingly .}

^{The interested candidates should bring their C.V and 1 passport size photograph on the above mentioned date and time.}

^ABC

^{BOMABC HR}

^{A Colleague in office had more to add on the above for another vacancy in our office.  Couldn't avoid posting this on my blog, for all of you to read thru.  Its Funny Indeed!}

Hi All,

There will be a recruitment drive for the post of Pantry Processing Officer this  on Friday, December 31, 2005 from 1000 hours to 1300 hours at Bom ABC Pantry.

The eligibility criteria for the is as follows;

·          Graduate in sandwich management

·          Fluency in all regional languages

·          Computer Illiteracy

·          Age preference: above 50 years

·          Should not have eaten the pantry food before

Incase you have any acquaintances who may be interested in this opening, please inform them accordingly. The candidates should bring a sample of their sandwich/burger alongwith a passport size Knife

/Brgds

BIN LADEN

BOMABC PANTRY HEAD

+91 22 4209211

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS R.....

Pessimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:

If you love someone, Set her free ..

If she doesn't come back,

continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she comes back, and if you love her still,

set her free again, repeat ...

C++ Programmer:

if(you-love(m_she))

m_she.free()

if(m_she == NULL)

m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second

Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

She'll evolve.

Statisticians :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

If she loves you, the probability of her coming

back is high

If she doesn't, your relation was improbable

anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person :

If you love someone

don't set her free.

MBA :

If you love someone set her free instantaneously

and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back her super ego is dominant

If she doesn't come back her id is supreme

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back it's a nightmare

If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back, map her into your system

If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans

If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back she has brand loyalty

If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

pulled it over to the telephone.

He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the

phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.

The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?

The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."

"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who

cuts your lawn now." replied boy.

The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who

was presently cutting her lawn.

The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even

sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the

prettiest lawn in all of North Palm beach, Florida."

Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on his face,

the little boy replaced the receiver.

The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the

boy and said,

"Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would

like to offer you a job."

The little boy replied,

"No thanks, I was just checking my performance and the job I already have.

I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to."